Diversion testicle

Diversion testicles are a set of rubber testicles that you hold up in the air and shake like a bell. The purpose of diversion testicles are to distract your co-workers from eating a meat and cheese platter, so you can surreptitiously sneak under the radar and eat the platter yourself.

Dale held up some diversion testicles during a staff meeting to distract his coworkers from the snack platter that was in front of them. Dale then ate the snack platter while his coworkers were distracted.

by Ghjskdldh July 31, 2021

Diversity Bollard

A recent innovation of installing bollards outside festivals, events, concerts etc with a high volume of foot traffic to protect the common citizen from diversity driven cars, vans and trucks.

Klaus: I want to go to the Christmas market this year
Gunter: I don't think it is safe.
Klaus: Oh don't worry, they are installing diversity bollards this year.

by DigitalCigarettes December 22, 2024

Diverse

NCT, periodt.

Stan NCT for clean skin. (Nct is defined as a diverse group, just so i can upload this lol)

by Jangjangi April 15, 2020

Diversity

“BuT tHeY dOn’T tAlK aBoUt DiVeRsItY oF tHoUgHt!” ~ A Dumb

Hym “And by ‘Diversity of thought’ you mean whatever you think AND woke ideology right? .......Right? Noooo.... Heheheh! No you fuckin don’t! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

by Hym Iam November 16, 2022

Diversity

What darkies say when they're pissed the entire country isn't a black ghetto.

Our company needs more "Diversity" Why isn't everyone black I'm racist can't we just turn the planet dark and make a bigger ghetto.

by Dixie's finest December 23, 2022

diversity specialist

Your token black friend who advises you when it comes to racial matter

Is eating water melon racist? I better call Jamal, my diversity specialist!

by FenTheGoat December 11, 2024

Diverse Argumatinaty

When some one is very fluent at arguing with strangers online.

She is well trained in diverse argumatinaty.

by anonymous December 3, 2020