Diddle the pooter

1)A form of playing with the anatomy of a vagina that arouses sensual and sexual feelings and pleasures.
2)What a guy wants to do when he reaches his hands down your draws.
3)Redneckology for fingering or dick teasing a pussy.

1)"So I took her home and diddled her pooter but I didn't make it to home plate."
2)"Girl you know that brother only wants to diddle the pooter"
3)"Dang, there's only one thing that look on a woman could mean.... He diddled the pooter and turned out to be a one-pump chump."

by Bird Dog December 11, 2006

diddle fuck

verb. To fuck around, to get nothing accomplished or take an unreasonably long time to get something done.

When the light turned green, the drivers in front of Mike played diddle fuck, and he was unable to get through before it turned red again.

by dont diddle-fuck in traffic December 30, 2007

Howdy Diddle

like "How do" or hello

just makes saying "hello" less boring XD

*walks into room*
"Howdy Diddle Yall!!!"

by Hitcher 1001 October 19, 2008

Schittle Diddle

A person who is so stupid they cannot be described in one word.

Bob fell drunk out of the window, he's such a schittle diddle

by Shittlebit October 21, 2013

epic diddle

to diddle another person's {genetailia} in an epic manner- in a {surprising},{impressive} way- can be on any gender.

man i gave my friend an epic diddle when he was bent over...he didnt know wha hit him...lol

man i gave my {gf} an {epic} {diddle} last night...it was awesome

by mrlahey3855 September 27, 2010

diddle breath

The smell of your breath after giving head.

"oh brooo, i totally got diddle breath right now"

by Krina May 24, 2008

riddle diddle

jacking off,jerking off,masturbating,wanking,"beating the meat"

"Do you know what riddle diddle means?"
"It means jacking off."
"Oh.Have you riddled your diddle today?"
"No.Only on Friday nights,today is Saturday."

by Lovely<3 February 6, 2009