Dumpster Diane

the female version of a Dumpster Dave

that lady, shes in a dumpster she must be a Dumpster Diane

by otg3 February 13, 2021

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Diane

Diane is the older version of Karen with a twist. She feels entitled & often makes assumptions on others financial situations based soley on their skin tone. Probably a hoarder. Feeds all the stray cats & raccoons. She doesn't work because she's got a sugar daddy who is also another woman's husband. She uses what she has (I.e. house/car) as leverage for being "better" or "higher class" than brown skinned neighbors, often forgetting they live in the same neighborhood & that her neighbors didn't have to spread their legs to get any of their stuff.

If I was a racist & had no self respect or morals i'd be Diane.

by Fuckyomomma1712 December 18, 2021

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Sydney Diane Monique Thomas

someone who is so hot and a little bitter. she is so caring and she is curvy. she is one of the funniest people you know and she loves her little white boys. she has a major sweet tooth and doesn't put up with any nonsense. her turn on words is Jigga wigga. she loves little boys and one day inspires to be a master of her kind

him: hey Jigga wigga

Sydney Diane Monique Thomas: (BArk BaRk) stop it y/n you know what that does to me
him: ew your weird
person2: no she is so hot and she can even griddy
him: yea, i guess. come here syd

by boojigga November 16, 2022

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diane

very fun person to talk to very much loves eating certain things at clown conventions UNAPPRECIATIVE but I try my best. carrying her is basically a requirement in valorant but otherwise has a very soothing and nice voice. she has good music taste but could be better (incomparable to mine). she's very funny but knows she'd lose in a 1v1 all the time even. She sounds like she knows fashion good and definitely doesn't shop at hot topic (she does, especially at the back) she's known for underestimating objects and calling them tiny when they're actually a decent size in which some would say they're big, massive even. she def has SOME rizz and can definitely feel myself getting picked up in a clown car. I love her pickup lines even though they're CORNY. ❤🎶🎶🎶🎶🎂🎉🤳🐱 👤 (steals my beets all the time) fav pickup line is def that her heart beets for me

I could talk to diane for hours !!

by endangered species12 February 2, 2023

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Frypan Diane

hapless volley in tennis like you're waving a frypan

Carlos was going for a putaway shot at the net when he stumbled and waved at the ball with his racquet, ending up shanking it out. on the changeover, Carlos turned to his partner Lou and said "jesus fucking christ dude I just hit a frypan diane. WTF is wrong with me?"

by Uncle Joosie October 5, 2023

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Diane

shes so sweet and kind shes the best person you could ever meet or date. shes a great friend and a great girlfriend, shes funny as fuck and you never get bored of talking to her and shes very flirty. and shes also sexy ass fuck with a huge ass and nice titties. youd be very lucky to date a diane because shed treat you right, and you should treat her the same because she deserves all the love, and in her past she wasn't treated right.

Guy #1: bro im talking to this girl i think i like her
guy#2: holy shit really? how she like?
Guy#1: shes amazing as fuck man i fell in love instantly.
Guy#2: whats her name bro?
guy#1: her names diane

guy#2: ohh those girls with that name are the best keep her bro

by ilovecatssomuchtheyresofluffly October 20, 2023

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