Defoney

A person that severely dislikes tree

your such a defoney to that tree

by NotZomed April 15, 2019

delone

A term invented by the band "The Whales", a word that is part of a song they wrote called 'Michael Jackson is the Best'. The song was written by the drummer of the band Sam when he was 6 years old.

It is said that he had a mental block and could not think of anything that rhymed with the word 'alone'.

Example 1.

Sam: Here are the lyrics for my song:

Michael Jackson is the best
Michael Jackson is the best in the world
When Michael Jackson is alone
He never takes a delone

Matt and Adam: What's a delone?

Example 2: Present Day

Matt: Oh man, I'm so stoked right now

Adam: Maybe you need to take a delone

by TheWhales March 30, 2008

Dehonest

adj.

The discovery that an apparent truth was in fact a lie. Not to be confused with being Dionest.

"Dan told me that drinks were going to be £1 all night just so I would invite loads of people. Turns out the drinks are £2 - I feel so dehonest!"

by Mr. Duffy October 9, 2008

Devoned

A sloppy drunken blowjob from a guy with perfect hair that drags his teeth. Typically the job is finished by using ejaculant as "molding putty".

The calluses on my dick are from being devoned

by JermJam September 19, 2013

devoney

stubborn person, very serious and get mad at jokes sometimes but overall a fun person to be around and is in love with their best friend.

hey did you see that girl walking?
yea that was totally devoney

by haha.lol October 16, 2020

demone

a discruntled substitute teacher that likes to impress his students with his muscles, wise cracks, and web sites. To make up for his lack of knowladge

"Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla!"

by oojuu April 30, 2003

detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.

"Dude, did you just detonate the haggis in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"

by Duanester May 23, 2008