Crumbderboob

Crumbderboob is when a person of considerable cleavage often needs to fish around their "underboob" for removal of irritating crumbs.

"Oh not again, i just finished this packet of cookies and now I got serious Crumbderboob !"

by Cookie Crumbster August 3, 2016

Crum Dick

Someone who is always eating in bed and that gets crums in their dick

YOU BEST STOP EATING IN BED BEFORE YOU GET CRUM DICK AND A MOUSE BITES YOUR DICK OFF!!!

by TheUndergroundShade June 16, 2016

crumbhole

1. hoe with a crusty hole that you should stay away from

2. that crack in a couch or chair that has a large amount of crumbs and small lost items

Ex for 1: "That chick is a crumbhole."

Ex for 2: I lost my pen and had to dig in the crumbhole for it.

by WarriorsUniverse November 24, 2016

crumble this cookie

A phrase, usually uttered by attractive yet really stuck up females. It is used to make it seem like the odds of you getting them naked in the sack are close to nil.

The standard usage is: "You could never crumble this cookie", although variants are frequently encountered in the wild, especially when it comes to girls who are car hoppers.

Girl: "I'm far from a rookie. And you could never ever crumble this cookie"

by channel_panel November 24, 2018

crumb job

Eating ass after the person has taken a shit and didn’t thoroughly clean.

Aaron shit earlier and Brandi Gave him a crumb job after.

by Brycecreamman December 7, 2018

titty crumbs

It is the small crumbs from food that fall between a BIG titty girl boobs that get stuck between her titties to find later.

A problem BIG titty girls have when they eat crackers, chips, bread, etc. anything that makes crumbs.

My wife was eating crackers earlier and when I grabbed her titty I found some titty crumbs.

by rcohn3 July 4, 2009

apple crumble cunt

1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.

Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt

by Your pseudonym BDD September 1, 2017