No... No. You eat a dick.
Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
Get the Stop being so cynical mug.Bitch, you do not understand cynicism at all. There's this bitch that is selling a book on cynicism. Right? But it isn't even close to cynicism! It's like this vapid rejection of stoicism where she calls on you to reject truth entirely and use lies and "creating your own narrative" to curate reality.
Hym "And it sounds a lot like the Solipsistic Machiavellianism I was critiquing before branded as Cynicism. Cynicism is the wholesale rejection of social norms and viewing the world as it truly is unfiltered by modern sensibilities. It's literally just calling a spade a spade in the absolute. When Diogenes asks Alexander the Great where to find his father's corpse... Not only does he ignore entirely the decorum that is supposed to be associated with Alexander's title but upfront with his intentions to rob his father's corpse. He suffers no delusions about how the world really is. But THAT she shit is pedaling? Doesn't even resemble cynicism."
by Hym Iam March 6, 2025
Get the Cynicism mug.Hym "The truth makes me feel bad so I rail against cynicism and recede into solipsism. Don't listen to the cynic or I'll have a mental breakdown, like Jordan. Better to fill your mind with positive sounding lies and then regurgitate them into the internet. Then, when you make money from regurgitating the positive sounding lies, you can pretend it's the positive sounding lies and not the getting pays to spout them. Then you have fucking gas station workers repeating the positive sounding lies without ever achieving the outcome."
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
Get the Cynicism mug.He/she would smile when somebody looked at him/her, but would be holding a hammer to split the back of somebody's head with when you had your back turned. There was a frowning cynic behind his/her smile.
by The Original Agahnim July 3, 2021
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