crypto block heads

An ecosystem of the lesser-known species "homocryptbloceads" The Genesis Block of this confused bunch was laid by Chrisbpirate. The crypto block heads (CBH) have none of the right moves but that's good for you as they make the mistakes in crypto, so you don't have to.

The crypto block heads just exchanged private keys written on napkins at the coffee shop.

by the bored lawyer March 16, 2021

Crypto Hoe

A person who wishes they had money in the Crypto game but don't due to being:
A) Too poor
B) Lacking the Cojones

Man you keep talking about investing, stop being such a Crypto Hoe

by SaintTenLetters February 28, 2020

crypto-coaster

The term used to describe trends in Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies.

Hop on the crypto-coaster! It'll be the ride of your life! Become a billionaire or lose it all at once!

by z0mbieparade May 28, 2018

crypto curry

Secret recipe of Indian spice blend used for curry sauce.

I wished that Zoya would share her secret recipe for that delicious Crypto Curry with me.

Wow, what's in that curry? Can't say, it's Crypto Curry.

by Bumblebee18 June 1, 2018

Crypto Earning Engineer

An individual who earns cryptocurrency as a living. Crytpo earnings are generated via buying and holding, staking, mining, or setting up Masternodes.

After years of dabbling in crypto, I am now able to be a full time crypto earning engineer. I generate crypto daily by trading, staking, mining, and setting up masternodes.

by Mr. Crypto February 14, 2022

Crypto-enthusiast

Pompous prig

I think that bitcoin will be the futur of the money and everybody should be crypto-enthusiasts.
Yeah lets see when countries will make their own digital currency and forbid cryptos.

by Oafmeat December 29, 2022

crypto jail

When you stake your Ethereum in Ethereum 2.0 on coinbase and can’t sell for an undisclosed amount of time.

Larry wanted to hodl his crypto, but couldn’t trust himself and put his crypto into crypto jail.

by Stevenbakermac August 13, 2021