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Christ Crispies

Communion is the rite that Christians perform in fulfilment of Jesus' instruction, recorded in the New Testament to do in memory of him what he did at his Last Supper. Jesus gave his disciples bread, saying "This is my body," and wine, saying "This is my blood." Christians generally recognize a special presence of Christ in this rite, though they differ about exactly how, where, and when Christ is present. The word "Eucharist" is also applied to the bread and wine consecrated in the course of the rite. The "Bread" is usually a thin small wafer that is unremarkable in taste and appearance. So to remedy this I came up with a tasty solution that will bring Jesus to the breakfast table.

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A bowl of communion wafers and milk. A balanced diet of nutrition and dogma! Provides 100% RDA of Vitamin JC. Kid tested Pope approved.
So I was stuck in church the other day and all they had to eat was Christ Crispies....
by GenChaos October 17, 2006
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Rice Crispie Treats

A clone of rice with sticky residue all over it.

(WARNING: CAN BE MORE ADDICTIVE THAN HEROINE)
"Hey what are you hooked on?"
"Rice Crispie Treats"
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Crisp

a universal word that can be used in any positive context. This word can be used in almost any sentence referring to any context. It is a general term that incorporates any word or saying that is used as a positive indicator. If it is to be used in a negative context one should add the word 'not' before 'Crisp'.
Positive Context:

keep it crisp
we crisp like that
gonna get some crisp new shoes
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Negative context:

that's not very crisp
by Keepin it Crisp February 15, 2012
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