brita critter

Small black uglies that escape from the dirty side of a brita filter. Usually found floating in a glass of what could be delicious water.
I puked on the front lawn today after realizing the dog dish was harvesting a brita critter.

Jill warned me not to drink from the bottom of the jug, where the brita critters dwell.
by java monster February 25, 2008
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critter style

A variation of the doggy style position of anal intercourse, in which the bottom is on his hands and knees, and the top penetrates him from behind. Critter-style is specifically when an older top is particularly aggressive in power-fucking a younger bottom, for example grabbing him around the waist for deeper, harder, more controlled strokes. The bottom is not allowed to masturbate his cock and often ends up with his face pressed into the floor, begging for release. A perfect critter-style fuck is achieved when both partners achieve orgasm simultaneously. Purists insist that a perfect critter-style fuck should also be bareback.
Remember that boi I met on MySpace? He came over last night and I drilled him critter style. Twice.
by MontMan January 22, 2007
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canyon critters

pimps that are bigger than Sam Curtis will ever be. They get way more girls and pussy then he ever will.
Chris is the pimpist canyon critter there is.
by canyon gangsta November 29, 2004
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coochie critters

Any form of louse, scabies, and most commonly scabs, or any other transferrable parasitic STD from an infected dirty swamp twat
Ew, dude, that girl had some coochie critters.
by Swamp Twat December 24, 2010
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clit critters

Any crustacean deriving from or within the vagina. Often associated with pussy crickets.
Courtney forgot to wash her backvag thus spawning a nest of clit critters.
by DietCokeCola February 28, 2010
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crispy critter

A term used for old people whose brains are so fried that they can't think straight.
"That old crispy critter just pulled out and almost hit me!"
by rsed November 10, 2006
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critter nads

balls that are formed on an alien looking baby & not normal
Kristofer has the nastiest looking critter nads
by bells February 23, 2008
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