man crater

When your friend from Cave Creek goes to Casey Moores with an affliction t-shirt two sizes to small, and you see the shape of his Armenian belly button crater as he hits on the wait staff..

"Dude! Your man crater is bigger than a pot hole on the I-10. Please go to Kohls and get an EXTRA medium.."

by Yellowbird92 May 21, 2014

crate

the well defined shape you get from drinking beer instead of going to the gym and getting a six pack ie. the opposite of sixpack

my abs are good but look at my well defined crate

by kimbale July 15, 2007

crater crotch

someone whose vajajay is so big it is like a moon crater

He: I would bonk Melinda, but her crater crotch is so big I would fall in!

by DonAmBe July 31, 2009

Cravesomnia

That moment when you realize that you have zero chance of falling asleep because you can't stop thinking about eating an entire Crave Case from White Castle by yourself. (Don't act like it hasn't happened to you, bro.)

"Dude, I drove 500 miles in a blizzard to the Castle because of my Cravesomnia last night."

"My Cravesomnia was so bad last night, I actually considered using my little brother's Big Wheels to get to the Castle."

by ConstantlyCraving October 15, 2013

cratist

someone who does art and crafts

so you’re a cratist

by picklethedinosaur12 August 29, 2020

Booty Craters

Booty Craters is when someone has cute dimples on their ass

"DAMN GURL, YOU GOT SOME GOOD ASS BOOTY CRATERS BACK HERE!"

by Kondai April 7, 2020

The milk crate

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give oral sex while standing

Bro, the wife and I are gonnatry “the milk crate “tonight . I get to be on a pedestal and she doesn’t have to kneel , it’s a win win .

by OlDirtyBadJuice February 25, 2019