lover cover

1.When a person lies about the quality of sex they're having with their partner because they love them and don't want to put them down, either to a friend or to the partner themselves.

person 1: So, you and Jess finally do it?
person 2: Yeah, last night.
person 1: And? How was it?
person 2: Fan-Tastic! Best, sex, ever.
person 1: For real? Or was that just a lover cover?

by LouDogintheVan August 21, 2009

Cover recovery

When you hear an atrociously bad cover of a song you like and need to go hear the better version of the song.

I heard Adele's cover of well, any song really and I needed to engage in cover recovery.

by Lawprofblawg August 17, 2019

Nick Cover

Poorly watching someone's back. Expecting decent backup, but finding your teammate six buildings away, running for his life.

We had three enemies down, and there was only one left so I went in. We would have had this fight easily, but our last teammate provided Nick Cover or was looting for some reason.

by Disappointed Teammate February 21, 2023

Hover Cover

The act of having a fat friend block the teacher's line of vision while you sneak out of class at the time when everyone is hovering around the classroom door waiting to leave.

Jon: Man, this class is gonna take forever to end. Let's go roam the halls.
Seb: Make sure you get Russell first, that big guy's our Hover Cover

by Meister_X April 26, 2010

talon covers

socks, started by leroy vencak, i though i was very funny because i was incredibly high when he said it. he made it up at the same time i heard oochie wally for the first time

damn, i need a set of talon covers

by ed harris October 14, 2005

Cover Fire

Pissing really loudly in a public restroom so the guy in the stall can rip a nasty crap without embarrassment.

Dude 1: Bro, thanks for laying down that cover fire, I had tacos for lunch.

Dude 2: No prob buddy! I just drank a big gulp, so that worked out great!

by Gaylando May 1, 2009

manhole cover

slang for a sanitary napkin

I'm wearing a manhole cover today so you can't eat me.

by In Need June 8, 2003