A edible food. Despite being named "cookie" its actually baked. And despite Bacon being named "bacon" its actually cooked.
by deware April 7, 2022

by drumsoccer February 15, 2022

by autisdabum January 5, 2022

A pedophile, rapist, zoophile who likes to send minors (15 year old's) dick picks while being 18.
@TheSageCookieuwu if you go to this please go into his comments and type "shut up pedophile"
@TheSageCookieuwu if you go to this please go into his comments and type "shut up pedophile"
TheSageCookie#0968
by Nu_uh_nu_uh! November 1, 2023

Mother, I would be ever so grateful if you allowed me to consume a pastry with high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates.
Son, what ever could you mean?
I WANT A COOKIE!!!!
Son, what ever could you mean?
I WANT A COOKIE!!!!
by ItsJebs_YT October 22, 2019

by My_R€al_Name October 18, 2020

A sugary treat, chewy or hard, that can contain ingredients such as chocolate chips, macademia nuts, etc.
Can also be used as a name for a pet.
Can also be used as a name for a pet.
Cookie is Isabel's dog but Kris's best friend.
by Pumpkin's Best Friend November 4, 2018
