Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol
by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

by Plop August 5, 2016

a god cookie monster is the definition of your mom asking if your an endless pit he can eat so many cookies its insane and he is THE BEST sesame street character he's big and blue and he eats cookies
by because im short May 6, 2022

by barbzforbernie6969 May 13, 2020

by BIgBouncingBooty July 4, 2017

I have a Cookie Monster cup
by Paper oof July 29, 2022

by Mr fraser August 24, 2021
