Acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods

Might be an interesting thing to write on a job application if you used to shoplift for a living...

"My primary work experience centered around the acquisition and reallocation of necessary consumer goods."

by Anonymouse Donor October 26, 2020

Consumer Cellular

That wireless company that have flip phones and mainly appeal to the elderly.

Friend: "What wireless company does your grandmother have?"
Other friend: "Consumer Cellular."
Friend: "Oh, I should have guessed."

by xxylvii May 18, 2021

Consume glass

To break and digest objects composed of molten sand and lye

When I'm bored and have nothing to do, I like to Consume glass every once in a while

by Joe Bidome December 12, 2021

good little consumer

A person who is easily influenced by advertising, brand loyalty programs, and consumer trends, often to their own financial or personal detriment.

A term used derogatorily to describe an individual who uncritically and obediently buys products and services, often spurred by manipulative advertising tactics and corporate strategies, without regard to the necessity, quality, or ethical implications of their consumption.

Every time a new phone model comes out, Jake camps outside the store overnight, wallet in hand, ready to trade his perfectly good current phone for the latest version—truly a good little consumer, faithfully fulfilling his role in the great corporate circle of life.

by YourBoyyTylerDurden February 21, 2024

He consumes acids

Phrase or statement that indicates that somebody is significantly overweight or obese, the latter of which is guaranteed caused by consuming more acidic foods than alkaline foods.

Person A: Nikocado Avocado is so fat and ugly
Person B: Yeah, that is because he consumes acids. All the time.

by justleafy2003 May 20, 2022

Consume thine buttocks

A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.

Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."

Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."

by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018

Consumer wear

con·sum·er wear:

Something exported in large quantity's and delivered from often
sweatshop labor. Consumer wear is produced purely to increase
profit regardless of uniqueness, fit and the environment.

Example of consumer wear:

These pants are rectangular shaped because there inexpensive.

by Slimming Jeans October 7, 2009