confuckled

confusing, drunken sex you wake up regretting the next day

Dude, I was so wasted last night, I'm confuckled.

by HaRain_07 December 29, 2007

Confucked

To conform, but to be forced into the situation.

Society wants you to conform, but you will eventually end up being confucked.

by catfood69 August 18, 2016

CONFUCKED

when ur all fucked up (high,drunk) and u get confuzd

man i can do shit im to confucked another Example man i cant even type im to confucked for this shit

by TommyLee A. Graves A . K . A joker May 9, 2008

CONFUCKED

tHERE IS NO ALTERNATE YOU ARE FUCKED.

yOUR HUSBAND CAUGHT YOU IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN, YOU ARE CONFUCKED.

by CAN'T GO HOME September 4, 2009

Concuckins

Word to use when you bang your friend's girlfriend and need to type an essay for the final quarter.

She's a thot bro but I need to type out the fuggin concuckins.

by onecigonedrag0filter December 10, 2018

Confuckinfusing

1) Some one of the female species.


2)Curling

1) Mark: "yo hows shit goin with jane?"

Brian: "dude i just dont know."

Mark: "dont worry none, girls are just confuckinfusing"

Brian: "No doubt"



2) Chris: "what the fuck are we watching?"

Joe: "Curling, its in the winter olympics."

Chris: "dude i dont get "

Joe: "they have to slide the rock onto the target"

Chris: "this is too confuckinfusing"

by Snorlax7890 October 14, 2008

Confucked

Confused only with different letters at the end of the name.

Im so confucked!
You have confucked me!
Dont Confuck me!

by Rave in a box March 23, 2009