college

A subliminally chaotic, mindfuck of an experience that continues to make me question my existence at least twenty-thousand times a day.

Because just when you think you're finally caught up with all your work, suddenly you're getting a blackboard notification of a failed assignment apparently worth 10% of your grade that not a single soul was aware of.

Please limit the word, "college," and it's verbal usage, undoubtedly is a trigger word for at least 1 in every 3 people

by Loozyr October 18, 2021

College

A place that American students pay thousands of dollars to go to in order to learn "higher education," usually for minimal payoff. The reality of the matter is that college teaches you nothing, a degree doesn't gaurantee you a high-paying career, and in the end it is usually all a waste of time.

College in the United States is a scam.

Sally went to college and got a bachelor's in English, only to never use it. She now works an "entry level" job in retail.

by StarryNight002 December 8, 2018

College

Alcohol filled childhood.

College is just like my childhood except for the alcohol.

by Slenderman77 November 29, 2015

college

Another version of school (pain in the ***) but it actually affects your future career.

Man, why didn't we take college before we went to school?

by LookBehindYou.... May 12, 2016

College

Jail or Prison, often referred to as such only when the occupant will be away for numerous years.

Yo Freds away at college for a while

by Tmaglio December 16, 2006

college

College (Latin collegium) is a term most often used today to denote an educational institution. More broadly, it can be the name of any group of colleagues (see for example electoral college, College of Arms). Originally it meant a group of people living together under a common set of rules (con-, "together" + leg-, "law"); indeed, some colleges call their members "fellows". The precise usage of the term varies among English-speaking countries.

The group on the infamous 'Circle Line 3' shall be assigned punishment by a jury of 3, with evidence provided by a college of many.

by Chav Kind October 7, 2006

College

A place where a student learns...how to drink until he/she passes out, the magic of adderall, and the presssure of his/her peers.

Man, I love college!

College is all about the parties, dude!

by Who's Askin? December 14, 2012