Cockblock

The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another or preventing a person from action, especially sex.

BABY MAMA: I'm talking to this guy now name Terrence. He's a nice and comical guy.

BABY DADDY: You gonna have to cut that man off, I don't care if he's nice or not, he better not be in the picture.

BABY MAMA: Oh, now you wanna cockblock for the simple fact that I moved on.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 2, 2004

cockblocker

cock·block·er kok blókr (plural cock·block·ers) noun - Pre-12th century. Origin uncertain, probably from medieval Latin coccus·blake cockblocker; a cockblocker; to block/blocked his/her/it's cock in say; person tries to stick his/her/it's cock into something to prove authority, where as he gets cut off by someone; conclusion; being cockblocked and becomming property of the person he/she/it is being cockblock by.

by poQ May 22, 2003

cockblocking

Adding a retarded programme on a friend's computer so he sees flying dicks on his screen and his computer is fucking blocked. yeah.. really.

Yuks is a cockblocking legend.

by The Flying Dick November 10, 2009

Cockblock

Someone who discourages the sex life of a male who wants some.

"Man, I was totally up with this girl until my girlfriend saw us. She's such a cockblock."

by Stoptheblock February 6, 2010

cockblocker

one who keeps the poon running away

Cockblocker Duztin has a keen ability to drive the women away

by chuck d March 28, 2003

cockblocker

A person who blocks someone from getting laid

hey did u hear how errin blocked mike from getting laid last night geez what a cockblocker

by PENIS_SLAYER_2016 September 21, 2016

CockBlock

when some interferes with the desires of a cock

i was talking to this girl and kenneth just walks up to me and tries to start small talk... fuckin cockblock

by the man who fucked your wife August 27, 2009