clunge glut

informal. vaginal fluid

her clunge glut was well crispy

by Clunge 500 April 30, 2006

Grunge Clunge

(adj); The sweaty, dirty vagina you encounter on a lady who has just been to a rather active gig. Often both parties of the encounter are too fucked off their faces to care about the obvious hygiene implications involved.

Hairdresser: Have you had a good weekend, sir?
Customer: Why yes, I tell you, I went to a gig and got some proper Grunge Clunge. Scrubbed for hours when I got home. When I close my eyes, I can still smell it. I swear, you could almost see the stink-lines. But oh well, a clunge is a clunge.
Hairdresser: Oh, sir, you do have the most OUTRAGEOUS stories. Now, how long would you like your dreadhawk?

by PublicJoe December 20, 2010

clunge face

the term used to describe a male who has just eaten out a female and has forgotten to wipe his mouth clean

no way man! you've got lady juice all round ya mouth! youve got a clunge face!

by idonotcare123 May 15, 2009

Clunge Curtain

Like a beef curtain; loosely hanging flaps on a womans genitalia.

boy, i could use the clunge curtains on that woman to block out any amount of light!

by tashuhhx March 16, 2011

Clunge dump

When a male takes a horrendous turd and inserts deep within said wenches vagina. She must then proceed to 'dump' said turd on the alpha males chest.

Guy 1 "hey dude what did you do last night?"
Guy 2 "not much Clara decided to clunge dump on me lay night"
Guy 1 "LAD!"

by QueefyBat July 31, 2013

taking the clunge

When a gentleman cautiously re-engages in sexual activity after a period of abstinence . From the saying "taking the plunge"

"Come on Man, you got to get back out there and get some pussy , it's been 4 years!"

"You're right! I'm gonna to get all dressed up like a pimp coz tonight I'm taking the clunge."

by Grim Mark June 3, 2017

Clunge Hoover

A device that gives a man the ability to attract multiple women at once. Unfortunately, you've either got it or you haven't. 'Clunge Hoover!' is also a fun thing to shout in the middle of a circle of girls, whilst holding your arm up to your head like an elephant's trunk.

Wow! Look at all those women he's pulling! His clunge hoover is definately working tonight!

by Bossman1234 July 19, 2011