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Hillbilly circumcision 

When one puts their uncircumcised penis unerect into an empty beer can's drinking port, gets erect, twists and pulls.
Man, I heard heard (random hick name) did a hillbilly circumcision with (different random hick name).

West Virginian Circumcision 

The method by which a penis or any part of a penis is removed by the involuntary bite caused by kicking in the jaw a person whom is currently engaged in the act of felating said penis.
"Hpw do you circumcise a guy from West Viginia?"

"I don't know, how?"

"You kick his sister in the mouth..."

"oh so that's a west virginian circumcision."

gekyume circumcision 

gekyume circumcision is one of the biggest events on earth, gekyume circumcision will take place on a jahcoin while a chain saw in use to cut that cringe ass foreskin off.
"Yo bitch we gotta get to that gekyume circumcision" said Mohammad to Jesus
gekyume circumcision by ogaboga911 February 14, 2019

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.
Doctor: why are you in hospital?
Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car
Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

female circumcision 

Something every women should do to please their man
Just like how men are circumcised to please their women
My boyfriend dumped me after I got female circumcision :(

Ukrainian Circumcision 

When a cheap prostitute (normally Ukrainian) circumcises you with her teeth because you owe her money.
Bob: God she's so cheap
Carl: yeah but don't try to stuff her on the little bit of cash...
Bob: why not?
Carl: Have you ever heard of a Ukrainian circumcision? *shows bandaged penis*