Get [her] butter churned

The female equivalent to the masculine phrase indicating a level of arousal commesurate with "get his dick wet. In this case, in reference to being the recipient of (penetrated by) a phallus during or for the sole purpose of sexual intercourse.
"Oh my god... Stacy is just throwing herself at that guy! She must really want to get her butter churned tonight."
by Albertotomba August 15, 2012
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West Virginia Butter churn

Penetrating a colostomy bag, instead of the anus, because it's unavailable or you're just that sick.
His mom was passed out, so I gave her a West Virginia Butter churn, so I wouldn't wake her.
by Moon Dog Rex April 21, 2019
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Churn-free Dick Cream

An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.
Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.
by I like coffee March 31, 2008
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Chode Churning

The act of jacking off while using butter as lube.
After a night of chode churning, Erics mom was very upset when she went to make cookies the next day and all her butter was gone.
by PudPounder June 17, 2022
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Churned Shlontent

The soggy, meandering, poorly paced streaming content that doesn't follow storytelling norms because it's intended to be binged while also looking at your phone.
I'm not going to watch the new Churned Shlontent on Disney+ or Netflix. I value my time!
by SRSLY WRONG October 13, 2023
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Amish butter churn

When a wooden handle is inserted rectally, until creamy cum is produced.
Last night Davie used a mop handle to give me an Amish butter churn.
by SuperFatSteve April 14, 2024
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Churning the Butter

When your don't wipe your ass and shove a massive dido filled with cum and stir it around while masturbating at the same time till you orgasm from both sides.
by Striker2701 December 01, 2024
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