Captian Browneye

Someone who has to go poop more than once in an eight hour shift of work.This person also times his poops during the busiest time of the day.

Boss:What is taking so long to get these cars washed?

Peon:Sorry sir but,you have me paired up with Captian Browneye.

Boss:Paging Capt.Browneye

by Captian Stooley April 4, 2006

Chaptivity

1. Evidence of chapped lips, often of extreme measure. Derived from chapped activity.

2. Having a extreme case of chapped lips, with absolute no way to get chap stick.
ex. " bro i'm stuck in chaptivity for the whole car ride because i left my chap stick at home."

by randfluff October 6, 2012

Chapi

Very handsome individual that cares for women. Often a waffler, but keeps alot of secrets also normally speaking to many girls at the same time but treats them all with respect

chapi is charming

by TheOnlyC November 4, 2019

Chaotic Good

An alignment out of the 9 Dungeons and Dragons alignments that focuses his or her's life on doing what they believe is right and wrong. They'll bring peace safety, tranquility, and most importantly freedom across society.

Mario: So Mark what's your D and d alignment,
daniel: Chaotic neutral

Selena: Lawful; good
Mark: Chaotic good, sick of this stupid system knowing so much about treating people differently instead of the same with kindeess and respect.

by EarthMania12 April 6, 2021

chocolate chaplin

A variation of the dirty sanchez, although narrower in breadth.

Neologised within the pink shack on the slopes of Moanalua ridge.

Although the dirty sanchez is a popular modality of face pooing, I much prefer the refined approach of the chocolate chaplin.

by McSlagam August 6, 2011

Big Hit Chaotic

There's a certain level of chaos that effects not just a single person but an entire entity of people, to the point where NOBODY knows what's going on anymore and no one knows who the hell is in charge of this madness, but everyone's okay with it.
The prime example of this is found in Big Hit Entertainment, home of BTS, where - not only does the CEO Bang Si Hyuk aka Hitman Bang have light saber battles in Iron Man costumes while sidewalk dining, but the future CEO Kim Seokjin, the Lord of DGAF Min Yoongi and the riotous 95 Line have been known to cause hair pulling in their innocent staffs just by doing a little thing called "being themselves."
It is speculated that the reason the BU (Bangtan Universe) was created was because a whole ass alternate reality was necessary just to have a safe outlet for all of the chaos going on at Big Hit.

I know I told you that we welcome a little chaos around here, Kevin, but what you're suggesting is Big Hit Chaotic. We just don't have the insurance.

by LowkeyARMY January 2, 2019

comedy-captive

A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.

John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.

by ram March 8, 2005