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Caesarean section

A ritualistic birthing method practised almost universally among humans in the western hemisphere and most of Europe. Also known as a "c-section".

In a Caesarean section, the fetus is extracted through a large vertical incision usually going from the naval to the pubis mons. This method of birthing does not result in the usual birth-related stretching of the vagina, thus preserving what many hold to be a sacred orifice.
Dave's dating this cougar. He said she's had five kids, all without a Caesarean section. He swears you can tie her meat curtains in a knot.
by Captain Vimes October 14, 2011
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shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.
"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"
by Pete89 July 25, 2007
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Mashing Cakes

To mash cakes means bumping uglies, swaping gravy, or doing the no pants dance. Can be used in past tense and appreviated ex."we mashed"
If you bring home a drunk college girl from a keg party, your probably gonna end up mashing cakes.
by clay motha fukin jones March 5, 2008
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noonie cakes

I love spending time with my noonie cakes.
by Boopie ba da doopie September 10, 2011
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Julius Caesared

When you and the boys stab someone multiple times with your own individual knives.
"According to the medical examiner, the victim had been Julius Caesared. He had multiple wounds from different weapons.
by Felon Light October 5, 2019
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Holy Fuck Cakes

When saying holy shit, holy fuck, or holy hell just isn't enough.
Holy fuck cakes! That guy just did a super backflip while eating pancakes!
by NattyM December 31, 2009
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lame cakes

the carefree, positive, life-loving way to say 'lame'.

it sucks but it's not that bad.
person a: "i went to the fair today but didn't get cotton candy because the line was too long..."
person b:"lame cakes"
by Torey H March 29, 2008
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