cathy-jack

To masturbate with a catheter inserted into ones genitals.

Generally used in a hospital setting.

Nurse could you please not disturb me for the next fifteen minutes while I have a quick Cathy-Jack?

Boy did that Cathy-Jack burn, but it was so worth it!

by Gandora March 8, 2017

Pull a Cathy

I hate people. I just quit my job.

I feel over worked and unappreciated. I’m just gonna pull a Cathy.

by smilearteethst April 4, 2022

cathy mac

Cathy Mac is an absolute ripper. A total Milf, she’s popular with the kids. The “fun mum” as she likes to think of herself. She has a huge heart, and is oh so generous. Her farts are silent and violent, and her jokes are dirty and crude. She enjoys a bottle of wine or two on the couch in the afternoon, and snores like no ones watching. Her smile lights up a room, and she’s always smiling. Cathy Mac is a rare and beautiful, bogan soul and you will never encounter a creature like her.

“Hey Damo! Cathy Macs butt chuggin’ a keg at the Vesbar!”

by Glitter Clitter April 10, 2019

Pulling a Cathy Smith

An ex-girlfriend and backup vocal woman of a musician murdering a comedian with drugs

Hey did you see Kanye West's ex-girlfriend High-Pitched Kanye West on the news? She got arrested Pulling a Cathy Smith

by giddyburger4000 December 2, 2023

Cathie

Someone who invests in trending stocks and then claims they are "innovative." They also claim inflation does not exist, only deflation.

"Tesla went down $30 today. Don't be a Cathie!"

by n3wb1e123 May 4, 2021

the cathy

when you tie your dick to a mail-post

man tyson did the cathy

by big black brodda balls hd August 28, 2021

shatty cathy

When you clearly need to go #2, and every passing moment prior to doing so results in a steady stream of heinous farts.

**rapid gross farting noises**

Rachel: Ooh Gary, these are awful. What's going on back there?
Gary: I think last nights burrito bonanza left me with a shatty cathy on deck. Shes willing to talk, give up known ass-ociates. I'm gonna go get her confession"
Rachel: dont forget the poop knife

by Thescottlorenzo March 22, 2021