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Cassandra

A girl that likes Vinnie Hacker. She sleeps a lot and also is really pretty but doesnt know it.
Omg Cassandra is soo pretty i wanna be friends with her!”
by AshtheAnimeSimp November 23, 2021
mugGet the Cassandramug.

Cassandra

Cassandra is better with Cedrik yiee
Sanaol nalang Cassandra eh
by Admin_45 January 18, 2022
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Cassandra Nova

Cassandra Nova? a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what she can do, she can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut's Jugger Nuts, and you can quote me.

-Also known as the last words of the great sweet baby Johnny storm.
by 🌲 May 8, 2025
mugGet the Cassandra Novamug.

cassandra

cassandra is about that life
cassandra about that life
by Real Alberto May 11, 2022
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Cassandra

A skinny shrimp that will steal your shoes
Ahh shit, Cassandra stole my shoes, again
by imtotallyreal September 4, 2021
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Cassandra Halliday

A parasite that is disguised as a female human. If you break off a relationship with it, it will harass you because it can't take rejection and becomes severely obsessed to the point of stalking.
I broke up with that Cassandra Halliday and I've blocked 2000 numbers in the 3 months since. That bitch is fucked.
by Run.run like the wind December 30, 2023
mugGet the Cassandra Hallidaymug.

Cassandra

She's gorgeous

She's a cassandra
by True name definer November 12, 2022
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