Dirty Carpenter

She salts her butthole

Kayla is a Dirty Carpenter. She salts Paige's butthole

by carpenters August 16, 2024

Sabrina carpenter

When you go over to a girls house and eat her out then you proceed to leave and come back home to your girlfriend/wife and she tastes the other girls vagina.

I just pulled a Sabrina carpenter last night.

by Wilbanksss June 19, 2025

French Carpenter

The act of having sexual intercourse with the partner of your rival tradesmen, due to their on the job negligence and lack of attention to detail.

Typically involves taking a picture of the act and posting it for your rival to see. This technique works best on French-Canadians but can be effective on all.

Co-Worker: He did you see Pierre the Plumber fucked up your subflooring again?

Me: Yes I did. But dont worry about it. I pulled a French Carpenter and he wont make that mistake again!

Rival Tradesman: DID YOU JUST FUCK MY WIFE?!?! BRO ITS JUST A SUB-FLOOR! YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO FULL FRENCH CARPENTER!!!

by Mark Loudweed November 5, 2025

Carpenter Bees

The ducking worst thing ever. they're really loud and whenever i go outside, they just fucking harass me. They buzz really loud and just fly around me and they never stop.

Timmy: Hey John! Wanna go outside?
John: NO! DON'T DO IT. YOU'LL GET HARASSED BY THE BEES
Timmy: What bees?
John: The Carpenter bees

by Margarine_Human April 15, 2023

Naughty Carpenter

when you strip down naked and send guys nudes in order to sell drugs

“yo bro I think my drug dealer Noah is a naughty carpenter”

by stinky cooter September 30, 2023

Pure Carpenter

A mustache containnng ejaculate.

Dude. That was gayer than a Pure Carpenter.

by Pure Jessica August 3, 2017

dylan carpenter

I kleptomaniac Skeletor looking tweaker that loves to ride bicycles but sucks at it and occasionally has to suck a dick just to get by

Make sure you lock the car there's a bunch of Dylan Carpenters around here they might try and suck your dick

by Dingofish March 9, 2024