candice

Candice balls fit in your mouth

bro did you know candice
who is candice
candice balls fit in your mouth

by Smrdis May 2, 2021

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Ligma but better

Person1: have you seen Candice?
Person2:who's Candice?
Person1: CANDICE DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH???
Person2: *jumps off bridge*

by STFU Candice._.noonelikesyou June 9, 2022

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Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"

"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"

by Why-and-no June 12, 2022

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Ex as how people think to use it: Person 1: Did you see Candice the other day?
Person 2: Who’s Candice?
Person 1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Person 2: *commits not feeling so go*
Guess what guys, PEOPLES NAMES ARE SOMETIMES REALLY CANDICE! I have been friends with a Candice once and because of this joke, they want to change their name, stop using this joke it's not funny guys.

Candice is such a nice person

by Jerry The Rainbow Cockroach June 16, 2022

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comeback to candice

candice = unfunny

comeback to candice
Person 1: have you seen candice around?
Person 2: whos candice
Person 1: Candice dick hit in your mouth
Comeback:
Person 2: yes because its so fucking small

by GayPersonWithNoLife June 30, 2022

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