Rusty Cripple Crank

Noun. 1) A slang word for an extremely elderly black man's penis.

"That old motha fucka gotta be 102 with an ol' rusty cripple crank."

by froznalyve September 30, 2007

nipple cripple

The extremely hard squeezing of the male nipple (usually)and then twisting until the person starts screaming like a pig and starts to cry because of the pain. This is because you have just crippled the shit out of his nipple.

Dude, i just nipple crippled a boy and his eyes popped out of his head because of the pain.

by enke November 9, 2004

triple nipple cripple

Twisting someone 1st, 2nd and 3rd nipple over and over again if they have a 3rd.

''Dude I just gave sam a triple nipple cripple''
''Ew he must be a freak then!''

by Holjay_xox April 11, 2017

Nipple Cripple

To bite a chicks nipple to hard and end up hurting her

I accidentally pulled a nipple cripple on my girlfriend last night

by joeytheleo December 11, 2010

Mind Cripple

1. An extremely stupid individual who displays both a low intelligence quota, as well as a severe lack of common sense.

2. A complete idiot

Igor burned down the castle when he attempted to perform electrical work in it with with no experience, what a mind cripple.

by Fluffy The Rhino October 20, 2008

Swagger of a Cripple

To have an extremely large amount of swagger. Cripples may not literally "swag" when they travel, but cripples ARE SWAG.

I've got the swagger of a cripple, muthaf**ka IM AWESOME!

by Spiderpig12344 November 16, 2011

Bitch Cripple

Bitch Crippling is when someone has sex with another person and or rapes them so hard that they cant walk straight and or breaks a limb....hence to be bitch crippled....this can be used in video game terminology too....as an insult it can be used as BC

Ya last night I Bitch Crippled my girlfriend and thats why she's on crutches.

Dude I just was playing a round of COD and I Bitch Crippled everyone in the match.

You better watch yourself before you get BC'd

by Eternius December 17, 2010