Cassandra Nova? a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead inside pixie slab, a third rate dime store nut milk, and I'll tell you what she can do, she can lick my goddamn cinnamon ring clean and kick rocks all the way to bald hell. In fact, I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon if the last thing I do in this godforsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuck box on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Wade, I won't be happy until I've urinated on her freshly barbecued corpse and husk fucked the charred remains while gargling Juggernaut's Jugger Nuts, and you can quote me.
-Also known as the last words of the great sweet baby Johnny storm.
-Also known as the last words of the great sweet baby Johnny storm.
by 🌲 May 8, 2025
Get the Cassandra Novamug. by Admin_45 January 18, 2022
Get the Cassandramug. Cassandra is obsessed with soccer and is the only thing she talks about, if not for this, the only part of her personality would be her massive forehead. Cassandra moves from one boy to another in a matter of weeks and is slowly going through all of her friend group. Although she is still obsessed with Callum.
by Backyard.LAGS June 7, 2021
Get the Cassandramug. Cassandra is a beautiful girl with long black hair who never fails to put others first, she gets told “your hard on yourself” in many ways yet she doesn’t see that. If you find a cassandra keep her and cherish her. If you need advice or someone to just go to about anything she’s the one. Don’t lie to cassandra it’s not like it’ll go bad or anything she will just know. Cassandra can get very emotionally attached and try and hide her weak moments at times from you, but being there no matter what for her she will begin to open up. Cassandra is a very good listener she also loves very hard so if you’re not serious about settling down cassandra is not for you. Cassandra loves the small things along with physical touch, cherish your cassandra and spend as much time do not give up on your cassandra or leave her. And remember her intentions will always be pure.
by 21422garden September 5, 2022
Get the Cassandramug. by Dimitri12342 April 25, 2024
Get the Cassandramug. Cassandra is the bestest friend youll ever have. She’s a beautiful, smart, and amazing person that will be there for you no matter what. She has gorgeous brown eyes that shimmer under the sun and freckles on only one side of her face which compliments her features beautifully. She’ll always be by your side when you need a shoulder to cry on. Shes not afraid to express her feelings and show affection to those she cares about, being loved by her is the best thing someone could ever experience.
She's a geeky nerd who never fails to make everyone around her feel comfortable. She’s been through hell and come out the other side. I admire her.
She's a geeky nerd who never fails to make everyone around her feel comfortable. She’s been through hell and come out the other side. I admire her.
by blurbleh June 24, 2023
Get the cassandramug. 