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Buttfucked

When you lose horribly while playing a game of something.
Joe and I were playing Poker and I buttfucked him.
Buttfucked by GammonMan February 4, 2026

Buttfucked in the Face

(p.t. v): One's own acknowledgement of a soul-crushing embarrassing moment of being humiliated by people of stature; family members, bosses, colleagues, and friends.
Nick (consoling Bill as he is hunched down and crying): Hey, Bill. I saw what happened. It's not that bad. I mean, just go home, sleep on it and tomorrow is another day, man.

Bill (wiping the tears off his face as he looks back at Nick): Nick, you don't understand. I was in the middle of the biggest proposal of my life. Then, just before asking Amy for my hand in marriage in front of her family, my family, friends, co-workers, my fuckin' boss, I bend down with the ring in my hand to ask Amy, the love of my life, for her hand in marriage, and sharted. Everyone was silent for a brief moment, then they all started laughing. Then they were pointing at me. Then they were mimicking me bending down and sharting. Nick, I felt like I got Buttfucked in the Face.

Nick: Bill, if it makes you feel any better...I fucked Amy last night. She's a whore.

double buttdecker deluxe 

When a male or koala bear decides to blow rasberries from the anal juices that have been inserted during sexual intercourse when boredom has gotten a hold of them.
Greg: Im bored of your small penis Johnny how about a double buttdecker deluxe, it will be like blowing pretty bubbles

Kentucky Buttsucky 

Verb
1. Inserting a KFC drumstick into your anal cavity and having your partner suck the drumstick out of your anus.

Also works with wings and thighs.
Hey bro, let’s get some KFC so you can give me that Kentucky Buttsucky.