Country Bumpkin

A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.

(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”

by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022

Drug bumpkin

When you are pooping and the sink is at a perfect height to snort drugs.

That hotel bathroom had the best drug bumpkin setup I've ever seen!!

by Sarcia26 June 23, 2022

Verified Bumpkin

That one internet guy people know. Caused the start of World war 5.

You are such a Verified Bumpkin.

by VerifiedCrims0n July 1, 2022

Techno-Bumpkin

A person that is technologically illiterate and makes no effort to learn more beyond their small sphere of understanding. Someone that will call on someone more knowledgeable than themselves to "just fix it"

Karen is a total Techno-Bumpkin, I'd be surprised if she even knew how to uninstall an app, she keeps calling me to fix it but can't explain what's wrong.

by Bulk like hulk November 7, 2025