Bristol Car Wash

what happens when an athlete or celebrity visits the ESPN campus in Bristol, CT and appears on various shows and platforms

Jake: I've seen Tebow on SportsCenter, First Take, and NFL Live. Is he going through the Bristol Car Wash?

Bob: Yup.

by Shopping Cart Man July 31, 2013

Bristol Preparatory Academy

Bristol Prep

A school full of straight fucking savages, potheads.. And occasionally..... a green pussy. Drama is everyday; and every one of the teaches breath smells like butt, and they have a stick up their ass 24/7.

Bristol Prep is fucking lit man

Bristol Preparatory Academy is dope

by FatBoooootyHoes November 9, 2017

Bristol

An area of England which chavs live in. They love going to the corner shops with stale lollipops. Going shopping in Aldi when you're Bristolian is very shameful because your friends at lunch time will be super rude about it... justice for Aldi. Every 30 year old goes out in her Abibos tracksuit with 4 stripes and Niek air Max, even though there is a genuine JD just in town only 20 minutes away. If you live in Bristol, the only diss you need is 'Sunday Market'..... jealous of their new Nike shoes? Diss them with the Sunday market diss. Don't like their step-dad's new Audi, bring up the Sunday Market diss. Gotta love Bristol

"I really want a hot chav to date, man!!"
"Go to Bristol, they have plenty!"

by Pem June 19, 2018

Bristol

The funniest person and a horrible speller

“Is that a lil peep lover?” “Yeah, it’s bristol”

by Bristy March 9, 2022

Bristol

Crazy whie girl who loves to party amd loves vodka

Yo man i was at this party and Bristol was fucked up as usual

by Timmy2thicc November 25, 2017

Bristol

Small town on Tn/Va state line; Everyone knows everyone; There isn't shit to do besides go downtown or The pinnacle; but hey we get out of school for the race ;)

Hangout locations: sonic & cookout (that’s all we got)

Jack: “there’s nothing to do here!”
John: “that’s Bristol baby”

Stacy: “meet at the pinnacle?”
Laura: “obviously”

by Medium_biscuit January 5, 2020

Man from Bristol

A bored redneck from Bristol, TN

There once was a man from Bristol, who thought his dick was a pistol. While loading his gun, he had too much fun, and the head blew off like a missile!

by Hockeyjunky32 June 26, 2017