The kind you hear through your apartment walls; usually lasting 3+ hours, interspersed with nose blowing, an angry screech, and possibly sappy movies.
Visitor: "What is that awful noise?"
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."
by DiamondDahl October 14, 2011
Get the breakup cryingmug. Breaking up with someone while wearing flip-flops, so that when you walk away the flip flop sound stays in the air.
Oscar: How did you break up with Jessica?
Paul: I gave her the californian breakup.
Oscar: How did she take it?
Paul: She didnt like the sound.
Paul: I gave her the californian breakup.
Oscar: How did she take it?
Paul: She didnt like the sound.
by neresa February 14, 2024
Get the The Californian Breakupmug. by Mr. Quill April 19, 2019
Get the breakup yamsmug. When your partner acts progressively more obnoxious and insensitive, forcing you to break up with THEM, thus achieving their true goal without undue drama or bloodshed.
My wife has been drunkenly chasing our pool boy and the maid, cracking jokes subtly at my expense and flirting with the tennis pro at our country club. It’s a stealth breakup, she forced me to do the deed myself by acting so obnoxiously.
by Thunder lord January 30, 2018
Get the Stealth breakupmug. An easy way to get dumped by your partner. All you have to do is try a UD definition that describes something to do during sex, and they will dump your stupid ass.
“Did you hear that Julie dumped Chad?”
“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”
“Yeah he donkey-punched her and she threw him out of the house. That’s what he gets for playing the UD breakup game.”
by Zozothecat December 18, 2019
Get the UD breakup gamemug. When a friendship or romantic relationship disintegrates faster than a tissue held under running water, metaphorically speaking. Often results in using actual tissues.
Steve had just broken up with his girlfriend. It was a tissue breakup, because they'd just been hanging out the previous day.
by Brickdictionary118 February 26, 2013
Get the Tissue breakupmug. A cacophonous and maintenance-intensive magneto-and-points-based primitive-power-plant device dat is infamous for aggravating da significant others of its owners to da point dat they would repeatedly storm off in a huff --- both due to da noise and da amount of time dat said owners spent servicing said old-iron monstrosity --- for indeterminate periods, eventually get lonesome for said motor-owners' companionship and venture back, only to become re-stressed and have said "on again, off again" frazzled-nerved scenario played out over and over.
As far as humans of da feminine persuasion, Bert Dow appeared to only have his long-suffering sister Leela in his life; I wonder if this was due to dat confounded old makeup-and-breakup engine of his --- i.e., no non-family women could stand to be around said horridly-loud prop-whirler which Burt was frequently having to tinker with just to keep going?
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
Get the makeup-and-breakup enginemug.