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break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored

Song by Ariana Grande from her Album "Thank U, Next"
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"Have you heard break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored? It's lit!"
by 3 AM FEELS February 9, 2019
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Breaking Him up

A New York term for beating the absolute shit of someone
If he comes outside I’m breaking him up
by ImTae July 19, 2019
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1st, 2nd, 3rd degree break up.

1st degree: a planned out breakup. in other words, one of participants in the relationship planned out in advance to break up with his/her bf/gf.

2nd degree: a breakup following a heated fight. usually the day after, or right during the fight.

3rd degree: when the friends of the bf/gf says something to irritate the bf/gf and break the relationship off. even though the bf/gf did not intentionally break up with the bf, it is still considered a 3rd degree break up.
1st, 2nd, 3rd degree break up...

1st degree: Alex: "yo dude when are you going to break up with chelsea?" Steve: "probably next week, after i have some time to think about what im going to say"

2nd degree: Abby: "if you werent so jealous about all my guy-friends then maybe we wouldnt fight so much." Kevin: "well maybe we dont need to fight anymore because we're over."

3rd degree: Matt: "Yo rachel last night vinny was trashed! he was messed up!" Rachel(to vinny): "if you're going to hang out with your immature friends and get wasted every night of the week then i dont know if i can do this anymore..."
Vinny: "but i wasnt..?"
by daSnowman1183@yahoo.com February 6, 2010
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Breaks me up

Makes you cry or feel emotional to the point of crying
by english history December 17, 2019
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Break Up

That shit hurts real shit dawg there’s no reason to be mad or sad because remember there’s 7 billion people in the world and you will find the one for you someday because god has a plan for you so if that relationship doesn’t work out always god has a plan for you
Person 1 - im going through break up man
Person 2 - That was gods plan dawg I’m sorry
by Attempted Lover February 26, 2024
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National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.
her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day
by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023
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National break up day

National break up day is always the first Wednesday in May.....Do it to your spouse but it’s made of a joke....but if he/she takes it seriously that’s on you.....but it has to to be played out for 24 hrs
Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: how could you I loved you so much

24 hrs later

Boyfriend: baby it was a joke I could never leave you

Girlfriend: Awww I love you to baby don’t do that again though

Boyfriend: what it’s national break up day

Girlfriend: ......
by Pop loo June 22, 2023
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