Brojob

The act of one heterosexual male building up the confidence and self esteem of one of his male friends (bro) by telling him he is a great person. Coined by wealthy gadabout and Texas Gentleman Andrew Howard Feige.

My boys gave me a brojob when my girlfriend dumped me, telling me that I am so money and I can have any girl I want because I take care of business.

by Norman J. Dubowitz October 23, 2009

Brojob

Tongue punching your bros fart box but it isn’t homo

Steel: naru let me hit you with a brojob my homie

by GuildWarsOfficial January 3, 2019

Brojob

A favor done for and by a bro.

Can I give you a brojob? Do my laundry; kthxbai.

by ROFLC0P7ER April 29, 2009

Brojob

When your STi or EVO gets a tune that is less then worthwhile.
A term generally used when refering to a certain eastcoast tuner whom can't stop using the word "bro".

Dude your "flash" is knocking, who the hell tuned this? Sounds to me like you got a brojob. Better save up for a new motor on your Buscher Racing stage 1 STi.

by TunersWhoCanSpeakEnglishAssociation August 9, 2007

brojob

The act of two guys taking the bromance joke too far coupled with excessive one-way physical contact of a non-sexual fashion. Usually when one man accomplishes something non-trivial by the collective definition of 'Dude, that was awesome!'.

"If you guys are done brojobbing each other, can we get down to business?"

Girlfriend A: What's the hell? It's just a video game.
Girlfriend B: Seriously. We're about to see a brojob money shot.

by Sold Out Activist May 11, 2009

Brojob

When a Bro needs a favor and as payback offers a Brojob. Does not necessarily mean a blowjob

Hey bro, I'll give you a Brojob if you let me see last nights homework.

by Clydefroggart October 28, 2014

Brojob

The best thing to wake up to in the morning given you are around the same gender. When you wake someone up by slamming an opened beer in front of their face and exclaim something endearing like "Good morning motherfucker!" It's most usual occurrence being on a game-day in Morgantown.
Note: This is the "straight" definition

Sandy wasn't around to SMD but I still woke up happy after Pat pulled that stellar brojob on me.

by ZdubV October 8, 2012