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braked up

An arrest resulting from when you’re driving with illicit substances in your vehicle and suddenly get pulled over, subsequently searched, and arrested due to your taillight being out. Term first heard by Mr. Nonsense
“Did you hear that Jimmy got arrested the other day?”
Yeah man he was holding and got braked up, should’ve made sure to check his brake lights before he was carrying that much weight”
by Noahbuiltit October 12, 2021
mugGet the braked upmug.

Braking the plane

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks sufficiently wide enough such that penal penetration occurs without skin to skin contact. This act carries no bearing on your sexual orientation.
Brice: Sam, you got pretty drunk last night
Sam: I wanted to know if I was ghey as fuck, but I ended up braking the plane.
by ATM spajshj May 8, 2020
mugGet the Braking the planemug.

windshield brakes

Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.
Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.
by gothfan20 September 12, 2012
mugGet the windshield brakesmug.

Post brake

An unauthorised brake taken after scheduled brake time has ended.
That sandwich at lunch got me so full I had to go on post brake to recover.
by beaner master98 September 8, 2016
mugGet the Post brakemug.

brake fluid

when it’s time to do 1000’s of dollars worth of corrosive paint damage to someone’s car
that fuckers about to eat brake fluid
by 845 definers November 21, 2019
mugGet the brake fluidmug.

brake the bed

when u have sex with somone and u push real hard
harmony "so do u like kate"
derry "as in friend or like brake the bed"
mugGet the brake the bedmug.

Muzzle Brake

The retrograde pee stream that results from removing a "Prince Albert" implant.
Watch out for the muzzle brake if you take your Prince Albert out.
by MasculineToiletGuy March 13, 2021
mugGet the Muzzle Brakemug.

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