honolulu bowtie

A sexual act that involves lighting the tip of your dick on fire then whipping it about the room like you’re a goddamned resort entertainer.

It’s like giving her a Cincinnati bow tie but with some showmanship. I wanted to get her to sleep with me so I pulled a Honolulu bowtie.

by Heebie kykeburger May 10, 2019

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Meh Bowtie

A living bowtie that has the ability to float and speak. Being a bowtie he is quite amazingly handsome and charming, using his pick up line with that soothing voice he has. He also make a good accessory for your suit.

Virgin Zacc: I wished I had a Meh Bowtie, he would definitely help me get laid.

by Zaccledoodle November 3, 2019

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Norwegian bowtie

When your trying to have sex with a woman and your friend tries to make it a threesome and you put your fingers in her ass and rub it on the guys nose and mustache

Dave hand got a Norwegian bowtie because he tried to get in on a uninvited threesome

by Do hoe February 26, 2023

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Tucker's Bowtie

Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.

Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.

Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.

Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"

Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"

by JimothyJoeBob August 12, 2022

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Spins you like a puppy’s bowtie

When a person cheers you up by spinning you around similar to the video of a puppy’s bowtie spinning

Person 1: Wow, I’m so sad because of how men treat me.
Person 2: Picks you up, spins you like a puppy’s bowtie.

by ReddietoExplore April 17, 2022

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bowiesexual

Only being attracted to anyone who looks like David Bowie, especially if this person loves David Bowie, dresses like David Bowie, or both. Women, gay men, and heterosexual men can all identify themselves as bowiesexual.

Girl: I love your platform shoes! I am bowiesexual, and you are totally hot.
Guy: I am too! You can't deny David Bowie's sexual allure. Wanna make out?
Girl: YES! Can I call you David?

by fromlaandnotproud February 9, 2012

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