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Being booched is when you have a fish, and it turns on its side for an itch the side of the fish flashes you with a bright shine. You just got booched from a fish.
"Oh! I just got booched by my fish!"
"I hope a fish booched my friend while he was looking at the fish."
"Being booched by a fish is so much fun."
Booched by shume and dojapotimus August 12, 2009
A word used to describe a shitty situation or a shitty thing. Derived from Urban Canada.
ie. if yo woman's been two timin you, "Damn Cuz, daz botched up!"
boched by liz January 31, 2005
A vinyl record or CD which has been scratched badly enough that it is unplayable.
"I lent you my Gaetano Parisio 12" and it came back bitched."

"I can't play Far Cry because the play disc is bitched."
bitched by Andrew July 2, 2004
Can refer to any piece of machinery or other tangible thing that is damaged beyond reasonable repair or use.
"My car's so bitched that the rear springs came right through the floor!"

OR

Nerd 1: My computer took a surge in last night's storm.
Nerd 2: Haven't you fixed it?
Nerd 1: No, it's completely bitched.
bitched by BBW chaser September 17, 2004

life's a bitched 

To get outrapped on your own song, comes from Nas - Life's a Bitch where A.Z had a better verse than him.
- Yo, A.Z actually had a better verse than Nas on life's a bitch
- Yeah, Nas got life's a bitched
life's a bitched by killa4566 December 26, 2019

Bitched Up

Basically to be turned into a bitch or be extremely belittled.
Man 1: "Bro, that principal really bitched me up. She just went on and on about my grades and even brought up some old shit from last year!

Man 2: "Don't get bitched up man!Stand up for yourself!
Bitched Up by Atlas Marvel April 18, 2017