Booger Brain

Someone who is so stupid, or who seems to get more idiotic every day that you swear they pick out parts of their brain every time they pick their nose.

How can that booger brain not remember what I told her 5 seconds ago? She must have picked out part of her frontal lobe from her damn nose this time.

by Johnny Ock November 6, 2006

Booger-Wolf

A really beastly looking female. The kind of female that are only authorized to have sex with just prior to alcohol poisoning or in a pitch black room. Booger wolfs can usually be found traveling in packs, it's just their nature.

"Hey the bar is closing and I can't find a breezy, guess I'll have to catch a Booger-Wolf."

by Call me Dizzle February 21, 2010

booger jerky

a hard booger that is stuck to the inside your nose that is dried up. Resembles a mini slice of bacon. booger style.

after taking allergy medicine my head was all dried up. I picked my nose and pulled out a some booger jerky.

by analbiscuit June 4, 2009

booger boy

booger boy is that one kid in your class who always had a giant booger hanging outside of his nose and no one every told him

guy 1: hey you know that kid with the booger on his nose

guy 2: yea he must be a booger boy

by DatBoi.123 March 8, 2021

Booger Sucker

Casual term for a hand-held baby and child care apparatus with a compressible bulb (similar to that of a turkey baster) on one end and a sometimes rigid nozzle-like shape at the other end. The bulb is compressed, the nozzle is inserted into a nostril, and then the bulb is released resulting in a vacuum action that sucks boogers out of the baby's or child's nose. The fancy term for this item is "Nasal Aspirator".

New Mom: Excuse me. Have you ever used a nasal aspirator?

Mom of 3: Nasal aspirator?

New Mom: Yes. One of those bulb-thingies you use when your baby has a stuffy nose?

Mom of 3: Oh, yeah, you're talking about a booger sucker.

by Divadoll January 16, 2010

Soap Boogers

Dried up clumps of soap on the nozzle of a liquid soap dispenser.

I cant wash my hands in the kitchen because of all of the soap boogers on the dispenser.

by XCchamp January 3, 2009

booger whistle

A whistle sound made from air exiting the nasal passages which is partially blocked by boogers/bogeys

What is that whistling sound coming from his nose.....

It's a booger whistle!

by Jme54 January 27, 2017