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Bonitis

An erection. Usually used in conjunction with "a wicked case of". Originally from an episode of Futurama, it has been adapted in such a way to describe one's own wood.
Did you see how short that girl's skirt was? Damn, she gave me a wicked case of bonitis.
by robotsinmyhead October 14, 2004
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Bonth

A small part of the digestive tract located by the appendix, which, went struct, will cause immediate explosive diarrhea. In most cases, nose bleeds should be expected to occur to the pregnant or those of the gay district when being struct in the bonth.
She kicked him in the bonth!

after he got kicked in the bonth, he just started shitting and his nose started to bleed...he must have been gay...

Rhymes with month
by sally036 October 4, 2010
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Chiquita Bonita

Someone who enjoys the sexual pleasures fruit such as bananas.
Guy#1 -I heard Heather is a Chiquita Bonita, is this true?
Guy#2 -Yup, she definitely is, she has the most extensive banana collection I have ever seen.
by The Toothless Puffball December 6, 2013
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bonethug

look there is a bonethug
look there walks a yy
by (koen) April 27, 2008
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Chica Bonita

J-E-S-S-I-C-A G-E-R-M-A-N-Y
bootylicious
Jessica Germany is bootylicious AND she is a CHICA BONITA!
by Catriona December 13, 2003
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chica bonita

there are only a few people on the planet earth that deserve this title and among the few are Catriona Currie and Jessica Germany.
requirements:
-you have to be a friend of Jessica Germany or Catriona Currie and that doesnt always mean that you can be a chica bonita
-you have to be tall or bootylicious (which both catriona and i are)
-play water polo
-acquire the cool yet dorky yet sophisticated lifestyle that only chica bonita's live
-you have to have a great sense of humor and be able to laugh at stupid things
-you have to love Jack Black cause he is the coolest person
-and it would be cool if you could rap the fresh prince of bel-air
there is probably more requirements but i cant think of the rest, but these are the biggies
Yo, that girl is so fly hanging out with Jessica Germany and all, she must be a chica bonita, i mean look at that fine ass...damn
by funky fresh fly girl December 22, 2003
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Chica Bonita

There is no way that I can beat the definition of Chica Bonita that my funky fresh flygirl already defined. I mean....Jessica Germany is THE cHiCa BoNiTa!! In order for you to even TRY to be a Chica Bonita you have to play water polo, have a pact, dress up as a geek and a witch on halloween, go to Budget Driving School and have Adolfo as your teacher, go and watch the scariest movies at the theater (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Gothika), be incredibly popular, make fun of really boring people, be a member of a rap group, be bootylicious, eat WAY too much popcorn, and there is so much more. Nobody should even attempt to do all these things so they can try to be a Chica Bonita because it's just not possible and will only cause a great amount of disappointment in oneself.
There is just no way that anyone other than Jessica and Catriona could be a Chica Bonita. Unfortuneately for the rest of the world it is just not possible. Sorry everyone.
by MC Cat December 27, 2003
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