while giving a blow job, one must have her nails done, not gag, choke, or make other gross sounds. also, no extreme saliva. hold eye contact for 3-5 seconds...too much is creepy!
by other halves April 17, 2011

I totally fucked her mouth dude. She gaged and slobbered on my cock, sucking and slurping, making bubbles from spit all around my dick head. She sucked my prick till I came no her face. She basiclly gave me a "blow job". It was good!
by Dirty Dustin October 22, 2006

by Charlie Park January 18, 2003

A blow job that was not purposely given. The giver usually recognizes this either mid-blow or in the morning after and wonders what they were thinking giving this guy a blow job. The giver either has no interest in the reciever or actually can't stand the reciever, but somehow end up giving them a bj anyway. This normally occurs after a long night of drinking.
Ashley woke up in the morning and felt someone trying to cuddle with her. She realized then the night before she must have tripped and given him an accidental blow job.
Watch out for those trip wires, you might end up giving an accidental blow job.
Watch out for those trip wires, you might end up giving an accidental blow job.
by ABJ_01 August 15, 2006

James received a Christmas blow job from Claire. Instead of going down on her he went straight to sleep.
by Snorri S. Snorrason August 19, 2008

by Manda July 21, 2004

Boyfriend: “I always like your hair the way you have it all wrapped up on top and in the back.”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”
Girlfriend: “I'll bet you do! That's my blow job hairdo”
by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012
