grogey bloke

a good looking boy

That guy is such a gorgey bloke! I want to snog him!

by Claire December 1, 2003

Dishy bloke

A sarcastic terminology used to describe a lad who is just not blessed in the looks department. Basically an ugly fucker!

Leanne: oh my days...look at the fookin state of him, did ya see?

Louise: oooooo fookin 'ell, dishy bloke...he'd defo get it!!

by Lulu and Lele March 7, 2008

coke bloke

A scummy Brit who rails cocaine

Have you me George? He's a complete coke bloke

by Rogerrockhill November 21, 2013

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.

I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.

by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018

Bloke-Ass Nigga

a black guy with a British accent.

Geoffrey from the Fresh Prince of Bel Air was a bloke-ass nigga.

by bruce9707 May 7, 2009

retchard riff bloke

some twit who hates all forms of cheese including blue
he is confused all the time and his feet reak real bad

run!!!!!!!!!!!!! its that retchard riff bloke again we are all going to die

by pyro November 4, 2004

bloke got back

Forget 'baby got back', which refers to a girl with a bigg ass. 'Bloke got back' means a man with a big butt.

Check out that dude walking down the beach. His butt's so big, he walks funny. Yo, bloke got back.

by hayes Benedict Thompson December 9, 2007