you blessed

Toronto Term for asking someone if they're Ight

Wasteyute: EY yo David You blessed?

David: Ya Fam dw about me dawg I'm just chillen here on the porch

by XGN Remy VII July 15, 2016

Blessedfury

Ninja's raptor mounts, has been in more guilds than conspicuous can kill.

Man, that blessedfury guy just ninja'd the raptor mount!

My car just got blessedfury'd from the parking lot!

by ZOMGITSHOBO February 5, 2010

bless their pointed heads

Their pointed head means they have no brain power. Bless their pointed heads means the same as bless them Lord for they are ignorant. They don't know any better than to do what their doing. It is a derogatory statement about someone doing something stupid.

They didn't know it was dangerous to drive a vehicle at night without head lights, bless their pointed heads!

by Shuggie March 8, 2017

Bless the beef

Sorting out an argument with someone you're beefing.

Gerald Hey, man, let's just bless the beef.
Marnie Yeah, there's no point of arguing

by DarlingL May 3, 2018

blessina

The greatest and kindest person alive, she will make you laugh 24/7 and make a.wesome fart jokes that'll blow you away. not only does she have the greatest hugging machines (or better known as ArMs), but she also was scientifically proven to be a 100% best college mom (esp to those called Sandy and Jennifer <3) her beauty is undefined even by urban dictionary, but us as humble authors will try. she is truly a BLESSING to the world. We all need a Blessina® in our lives. If one is not enough, get more!! (warning: one is always more than enough because of how great she is. Overdose on Blessina® may cause serious cause of cuteness syndrome and diabetes from the sweetness).

*1am in a study room*
J: "lets go eat cereal!!!"
S: "no we gotta eat ramen!!!!!!!!"
B: "THANK YOU, NEXT"
J&S: "But mom..."
Do you have a Blessina® in your life? If not, what are you waiting for??!! Dial 6969696969-I-LOVE-BLESSINA to order your own Blessina® today! Time is running out, you don't want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity >.<
*2 seconds later*
OOPS TOO LATE, due to high demand, all Blessinas® have been kidnapped by two heinous criminals known only as Sans and Jenny. (aka dumb and dumber)

by Sans&Jenny November 14, 2018

Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

When you're doing missionary position with a girl but you have bad aim and accidentally slip it into her asshole.

Me and my girl were doing missionary but she was extra lubed up and I slipped and ended up Blessing the Rains Down in Africa

by BreadstickMagician April 10, 2019

Blessmas

A holiday made for blessing. The giving and receiving of bless presents. Each present u get u have to bless it. Bless.

“Merry Blessmas Mason”
“Merry Blessmas to you too Eva!”

by londry detergint sniffer December 1, 2019