bella swan situation 

When someone is put in the situation of choosing between two things, when both are tempting in their own ways.

Referring to the character, Bella Swan and her situation in the twilight series where she has to pick between Edward and Jacob.

Mom: Do you want chocolate or vanilla?
Kid: man, Im stuck in a bella swan situation.

bella swan situation by ewwwitsyou June 17, 2010

bell sniff 

to place your nose close to a mans bell end (penis tip) and inhale the aroma

that girl last night was a right bell sniff

bell sniff by randy randerson November 13, 2009

bell-smack 

another word for bell-end a generic light insult

awww jim your such a bell-smack

bell-smack by Alex James Harrison April 9, 2008

Bell sleeve 

noun (slang)
1. foreskin; the retractable roll of skin covering the end of the penis.

Phil needed to see a doctor about the problem with his bell sleeve.

Bell sleeve by shaaaaaake December 5, 2015

Bell Stamp 

Talking your post coital, cum or shit covered penis bellend and pressing/stamping it agains her cheeks, forehead or buttocks.

I gave several bell stamps on Rachel’s butt cheeks after anal sex. Love them brown polka dots.

I left a nice little round cum crusty on Rachel’s forehead after sex with the old bell stamp.

Bell Stamp by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

Bell sniff 

A sniffer of cheesy bell ends

That prick there is a fucking bell sniff

Bell sniff by Master of Debates June 25, 2018

Taco Bell Sad Meal 

A water cup and a single order of cinni-stix at Taco Bell.

Jeff has no money left in his bank account, his girlfriend just dumped him, and he has no friends. Jeff is now going to Taco Bell to get a Taco Bell Sad Meal.

Taco Bell Sad Meal by ButtsMcgee September 5, 2012