Why do I believe that?

Interjection. Use it to demonstrate complete understanding, acceptance, and, at some level, disregard for a piece of information because it is considered a given.
Person 1: I'm high.
Person 2: Why do I believe that?
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I don't believe you

Person 1: I'm best friends with Harry Potter.
Person 2: I don't believe you.
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A butter substitute made of vegetal oils and frequently used as a spread. Sometimes its name is used as a humorous/sarcastic reference to a sub-par substitute to something.
<Eats a piece of toast>
- Just a moment, is it butter?
- No, it is "I can't believe it's not butter!"
- Well, *I* can believe it is not butter.
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Munch's Make Believe Band

Munch's Make Believe Band was created in 1989 and is an evolved version of the pizza time players from the late 70's and early 80's. The band contains Chuck E. Cheese, Helen Henny, Mr. Munch, Jasper T. Jowls, and Pasqually the chef. The animatronic band still plays today
Bro which one do you like more, Munch's Make Believe Band or The Rock-A-Fire Explosion?
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Any one of the multitude of twitter-clones that pop up trying to make a quick buck as a networking site blatantly ripping-off twitter.
Person 1: Dude, sign up to twoggle! It will revolutionize the way you socialize! Haha, that rhymes hurrdurrdehurr...

Person 2: Man, how many times do have to tell you!? I don't partake in that I-can't-believe-it's-not-twitter faggotry no more.
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Wow! But do ya believe it!

"Wow! But do you believe it!" is what I said to Matt when he was sucking my dick and I shot eleven squirts of my cum down his throat!
Wow! But do ya believe it!
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The exact opposite of a butter face. A girl who has a great face but not a good body.
I diagnosed myself with I can't believe it's not butter! I so need to start working out!
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