National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

Beat up your sister day

You've always waited for this moment but you never had the occasion, now you do

Oh where are you sisteeeer, its timeeee, today is beat up your sister day

by Martichucho August 7, 2022

Beat it up

Having sex, doing it in insanely dirty ways. Usually in a rented place such as an Airbnb or hotel.

Chaps was beating it up last night.. and this morning!

Beat it up: He was going to town.

by Jqal11 July 31, 2022

Beat up BIG DOG day

Beat up BIG DOG day is a national holiday celebrated in many countries on July 20th where you beat up BIG DOG.

Oh boy, look at the calendar! It's Beat up BIG DOG day! Prepare your hammers!

by The man who posts definitions July 20, 2024

Beat up a Youtuber Day

On February 10th you are allowed to assault a Youtuber with no consequences at all!

How i love beat up a Youtuber Day.

by SomeSuper February 8, 2023

National Beat Up A Libtard Day

A day celebrated every year on April 6th that involves beating up any libtard the left wing who does not believe in conservative ideologies. This day can be celebrated via: assault with a deadly weapon, assault with a non-deadly weapon, slapping a liberal with a comically large hot dog, wood chipper, and reporting them to immigration authorities.

I caught my son reading his liberal math textbook; I'm going to put him in a wood chipper on National Beat Up a Libtard Day!

by CharlieFriction April 5, 2025

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024