The basket where you put all your dirty clothes and several hours or days later they reappear clean and folded. Sometimes they end up on your bed or put away/hung up.
Legend has it when you lose the Magic Basket when you move away from home.
Legend has it when you lose the Magic Basket when you move away from home.
Murph: Let's go.
Coffey: I have to do my laundry.
Murph: Bro you need a girlfriend so you can get the magic basket back.
Coffey: I have to do my laundry.
Murph: Bro you need a girlfriend so you can get the magic basket back.
by CancelForbat March 25, 2014
From 2005 to 2008 Chrysler offered the PT Cruiser in a convertible form. Much like the Bitch Basket (the Volkswagen Cabriolet), it has a structural bar across the center of the vehicle resembling the hoop-handle of a picnic basket, thus making the PT Cruiser a basket for carrying boomers.
It's a nice day out so my parents are going to put the top down in the boomer basket and go to Chili's.
by Guyon December 10, 2022
Male Masturbation Technique.
The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).
See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.
The man tucks his penis and testicles between his legs, performing the fruit basket or the Buffalo Bill Tuck, and jerks off by repeatedly pushing the penis backwards and then letting it release back forward until reaching orgasm (putting the lotion in the basket). This act may be performed standing (the Transgender Soldier) or laying down (Jelly Side Up or Jelly Side Down).
See also: Fingerwank, Mangina, Manjina, and Steve Irwank.
"My inner thighs are really chafed right now because I've been really bored and the only way I jack off is by doing the Lotion Basket."
by Sheltered and Homeschooled July 31, 2017
A popular Milk Basket in the 50s was a literal Milk Basket that men would bring to people’s houses in order to fuck their wives.
by TheIsaacHall June 28, 2019
Surprising, forceful delivery of an item into an unexpected oraface, resulting in pain or euphoria. Results depending on giver or receiver. Dilly Dilly!
by Felicia and Rogue Boner May 17, 2018
by BTshooter January 21, 2012
The act of fisting a vagina, after the fist has been lathered in any cooking oil and dipped in panko bread crumbs.
by Sticky Boardshort October 07, 2017