can i use the bathroom

You're about to get owned by your teacher

Student: Can I use the bathroom
Teacher: I don't know; Can you?
Student: *Fucking dies*

by ._.uwu August 3, 2019

executive bathroom

The bathroom in most corporate offices reserved for handicapped people, but frequently used by those without disabilities. Termed "executive" for its spacious interior and superior placement in the back of the bathroom away from colleague's offensive odors.

"Aaron frequently uses the executive bathroom, but since everyone thinks he is handicapped, nobody says anything. That and his turds stink!"

by Stanley Steamer April 27, 2007

bathroom polo

Cheap designer imposter cologne, usually worn in excessive amounts.

1. If you like Ralph Lauren's "Polo" then you'll love Designer Imposter's "Bathroom Polo"

2. "Right now he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo." ~Carrie Underwood

by IDMH HIM November 29, 2006

public bathroom

1.A completely wet room located in stores. All the stalls' doors are bashed in like Jean Claude Van Damme was in there. The most disgusting things are written in there. And there is always a girls phone number on the wall.

2.A six foot tall guy in a bunny suit

Look at this cockmuffin!!!

by mIKE mURRAY is gay October 15, 2003

Bathroomize

(1.) verb: To relieve oneself in a restroom, bathroom, outhouse, loo, water closet, or any similar location. (2.) verb: To urinate or defecate.

(1.) As he finished eating, Alex felt a sudden urge to bathroomize.

(2.) It is unlawful to bathroomize in public places.

by the specter August 13, 2007

Bathroom Sesh

When you can't smoke weed in the common area of an apartment for some reason or another, (EX: smoke alarms, bitchy roommates, etc) you and your stoner buddies have to take the bowl to the bathroom and towel the door so the smell doesn't overtake the whole apartment.

Man, me and Phil were about to light up a bowl in the TV room, but Cody got home from work early and insisted that Phil and I have a bathroom sesh so as not to get the apartment all stanky.

by chiefy17 July 24, 2009

bathroom

A place to eat a mango with 3 other guys while random people stare.

Lets eat a fucking mango in the "bathroom"

by WeEatMangos May 29, 2019