Guantanamo Baptism

When seated on a toilet and your penis head submerges into the water.

I sat down to take a slam and was pleasantly surprised with a Guantanamo Baptism!

by Hamil$tein & CageChicane March 15, 2010

Korean Bathtub

When someone ejaculates into a persons asshole then gives them a rim job.

I needed to wash my face after the Korean Bathtub I gave to that girl.

by JZUMBAS August 31, 2014

make toast in the bathtub

Usually told to someone you really want to kill themselves, but don't want to explicitly say "kill yourself".

"Hey dude you should really check out this cool new anime-"
"Make toast in the bathtub"

by Maleficent Dolphin March 24, 2017

Bathtub Sink Effect

Those times when you use your bathtub to heat your sink. A lot of times when one washes their hands at the sink and turns the water on hot, nothing but cold water comes out of the faucet. By letting the water in the bathtub run for about 10-15 seconds, the water heats up. Then you turn off the water in the bathtub, run your water on hot at the sink, and in a couple of seconds, you have hot water running at the sink.

Normally when the Bathtub Sink Effect is not done, you can run the sink water for minutes and get nothing but cold water even though you have it on hot.

by Dancing with Fire December 14, 2010

bapsterbating

Studying in bapst library way too long especially through dinner time and on the weekends so that you don't have to hang out with your roommates

Is Kev coming to dinner?

Nah, I think he's out bapsterbating or something

by shinskie January 20, 2011

bachtard

A bachtard is a person who takes years of piano lessons but can't play the piano.

Dude, you've been taking piano lessons for the last three years but you can't play shit. You're such a bachtard

by musically inclined December 21, 2016

bashthekiid

Bashthekiid - an upcoming artist from San Antonio

Did y'all go listen to bashthekiids new song ?

by Bashthegoat August 31, 2018