Perfectly balanced

Make the number of likes and dislikes the same

Perfectly balanced

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI June 4, 2023

Balanced Couponing

The act of committing coupon fraud with out actually saying you are.

Example 1: Useing a gain laundry detergent coupon on Gain dish liquid.

Example 2: The main practice for coupon groups such as couponing at dollar general too! and all the too! groups.

Example 3: They way of couponing that www.whatsyourdeal.com promotes as legit couponing.

I'm going to use a gain laundry detergent coupon on gain dish liquid because it's balanced couponing even though it's not for the dish liquid.

by CouponPolicyPolice February 18, 2017

Twitter balance

Maintaining a Twitter balance: having more followers than people you are following.

Uhhh I would follow you, but that would throw off my Twitter balance.

by Joel67 December 3, 2010

fair and balanced

When the other party gets all the favor and thus the situation is biased against you.

I was almost home free with my new stereo when the police caught me and put me on trial with a fair and balanced jury.

by Mike Novak May 28, 2004

Poor-balance beam

Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant

Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many

by f4nt4st1c1234 October 13, 2008

Healthy balanced breakfast

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up

Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!

by anon23432 August 17, 2015

check your balance

Your mouth writing a check your a$$ can't cash.

Before Waka Flaka got into a fight in the club someone should've told him to "Check Your Balance"

by Truportaroc November 1, 2010