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whack-a-badge

Did you and Cindy whack-a-badge last night?
by Roz Peters March 30, 2008
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I.Deuce. Badge

Most workplaces require employees to wear an ID badge with their name and picture on it. Many times these badges are clipped to one's waistband or pocket. When visiting a rest room stall and lowering one's pants, the ID badge can hang below the stall divider, where the next person can see it; thereby informing that person precisely which of their coworkers is dropping a deuce next to them. I.Deuce. badges really up the awkward factor in a rest room setting, especially when the badgeholder is a high-up executive, or worse, a flatulent overeater.
Was just taking a dump on the third floor and saw Fat Al's I.Deuce. badge in the stall next to me. I cut my visit short and ran out of there before the fireworks started.
by HArse February 23, 2014
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fist badge

A medal/ribbon awarded to a person who inserts his/her fist/fists into the receiving partner. Generally male on female.
Person: so I ended up fisting this girl last night.
Friend: oh shit, so you got your fist badge?
Person: I guess you could say that.
by MARSattack July 27, 2014
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Badge Daddy

Any one considered to be law enforcement and wearing a badge.
Luke: Hey Scott, slow down there’s a cop behind us.

Scott: A cop? You mean Badge Daddy!
by LowNSlowRam September 21, 2021
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Honey-badging

(verb) To act as if you don't give a damn, and not caring what people think. Taking what you want, and saying "Thanks, Stupid!" Derived from the famous Youtube video about the "Crazy, Nastyass Honey Badger."
I was Honey-badging around town last night and took about 7 shots of tequila and made out with 3 guys.

Adele Honey-badges because people tell her to lose weight and she don't care.

I will Honey-badge around this office until I get promoted.
by LaurenB702 August 30, 2012
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forehead badging

noun. Indoctrination. The process of self-indoctrination to the point where one believes ones own propaganda or hype.
Forehead badger: a person who believes their own hype, typically middle and upper corporate management, prominent politicians, dictators, etc. Coined by Tim Francis May 2007.
Hitler's forehead badging was the most thorough example of the 20th Century.
by Tim Francis May 25, 2007
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vagina badge

when one does something exceptionally feminine i.e. freak out when they break a nail, cry at movies, etc
"congratz bro, you just earned your vagina badge!"
by -shawn May 23, 2014
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